SAY GOODBYE TO TATOOINE To the tune of "Say Goodbye to Hollywood"
with apologies to Billy Joel


Luke is driving through Mos Eisley today
On his way in his old X-34.
When they are stopped by some Imperial troops,
Ben says, "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Say goodbye to Tatooine.
Say goodbye my Jedi.
Say goodbye to Tatooine.
Say goodbye my Jedi.

They make their way into the heart of the town
And walk down through the dark cantina door.
The droids wait outside by the speeder while Luke
And his friend try to find transport for four.

Say goodbye to Tatooine.
Say goodbye my Jedi.
Say goodbye to Tatooine.
Say goodbye my Jedi.

Figrin D'an's Model Nodes keep four-four time
While they all play together. Woah-oh-oh-oh oh-oh.
Aliens wait in line to get one more drink
From the human bartender, named Wuher.

So many creatures that poor Luke's never seen.
Two are mean and they try to pick a fight.
But Ben steps in and with his saber alight
Shows those punks not to mess with a Jedi Knight.

Say goodbye to Tatooine.
Say goodbye my Jedi.
Say goodbye to Tatooine.
Say goodbye my Jedi.


Joe Reiss <joe@joereiss.net>
Last modified: Apr 07, 1999; 22:09 EDT